var _gaq = _gaq || []; _gaq.push([‘_setAccount’, ‘UA-30772837-1’]); _gaq.push([‘_trackPageview’]); (function() { var ga = document.createElement(‘script’); ga.type = ‘text/javascript’; ga.async = true; ga.src = (‘https:’ == document.location.protocol ? ‘https://ssl’ : ‘http://www’) + ‘.google-analytics.com/ga.js’; var s = document.getElementsByTagName(‘script’)[0]; s.parentNode.insertBefore(ga, s); })(); Dem Zideshowbob seine Netzfundstücke!Tumblr (3.0; @zideshowbob)http://www.gnihihi.net/<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lmsnqxs9u21qbn7i5o1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://chaazz.tumblr.com/post/6528148195/dad-the-real-mother-fucker" target="_blank">chaazz</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>DAD: The real mother fucker</p> </blockquote>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/22734940854http://www.gnihihi.net/post/22734940854Wed, 09 May 2012 23:18:56 +0200<p>Viva Frankonia!</p> <ul type="disc"><li class="MsoNormal"><span>In day show dammer my face way!</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span>Day blowed washed is fie fed! God sigh dunk hummer fill sour crowd. </span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span>Day is fie a blades wipe - shanner he way day grind! </span><span>Die ist fei a blöds Weib.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span>Hide fray hummer my auto dry moll oh shame main; <br/>a shunt is fear a nice auto; is next moll doe </span><span>is </span><span>in </span><span>un </span><span>shredder. </span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span>Hide dammer my face way!</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span>Woe sense blows hide widder he? war shines sense dreamer bime should bloods - day phreggar!</span><span> </span></li> <li class="MsoNormal">Up´n People reader dry egg war´s fry. </li> <li class="MsoNormal">Hide Kennedy a mall Ford gay. </li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span>Mere hum blows crowd wiggle hide! </span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span>Shower moll hair - doe left a eagle! </span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span>Gay wider, do fouls loader!</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span>Hide Kennedy Ford gay - uph a bore sidler!</span><span> </span></li> <li class="MsoNormal"><span>Line blows dhe fore rod net hair, soonst gates dear way mere: my hinder rod is blood.</span></li> <li class="MsoNormal">Day wise washed is fie diar.  </li> <li class="MsoNormal">Mere hum blows crowd wiggle hide. </li> <li class="MsoNormal">Hide is a hits - doe most shower dust net I gazed. </li> <li class="MsoNormal">In mine show main shines a bore braisle sigh. </li> <li class="MsoNormal">Low me in row, do drumple. </li> <li class="MsoNormal">Adds since queeze nash won delight? </li> <li class="MsoNormal">Shower mall hair - doe left a eagle. </li> <li class="MsoNormal">In day show dammer my face way. </li> <li class="MsoNormal">Sea, bringer`s a mall dry sidely beer. </li> <li class="MsoNormal">Broader, is day blowed washed fed. God sigh dunk hammer fill sower crowd.</li> </ul><div><span><a href="http://www.deanita.de/franconia_englishspoken.htm" target="_blank">via</a></span></div>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/22710543316http://www.gnihihi.net/post/22710543316Wed, 09 May 2012 12:59:41 +0200FränkischFränklischEnglischSpaßFunDialekt<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m3p626YPpX1qzr4pzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Vespaholiker</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/22645019533http://www.gnihihi.net/post/22645019533Tue, 08 May 2012 11:22:54 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2rinvGICd1qzr4pzo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>TGIF</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21424224518http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21424224518Fri, 20 Apr 2012 07:16:43 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qhxrP2Bv1qz6f9yo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>12/16</p> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thisisnthappiness.com/post/21383751222/awkward-merit-badges" target="_blank">nevver</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a href="http://pleated-jeans.com/2012/04/18/awkward-merit-badges/" target="_blank">Awkward Merit Badges</a></p> </blockquote>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21387166256http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21387166256Thu, 19 Apr 2012 19:37:53 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2qkwjJmEE1qzqvm2o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Safari, you are doing it right.</p> <p>(Via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lickystickypickywe.tumblr.com/post/21386041647/safari-you-are-doing-it-right" target="_blank">lickystickypickywe</a>)</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21387073116http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21387073116Thu, 19 Apr 2012 19:35:23 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2opu35nKX1qzleu4o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Like a Boss!</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21332598420http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21332598420Wed, 18 Apr 2012 20:19:06 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m0zl6fghG21r2uqy8o1_500.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://elpoderdelocio.tumblr.com/post/19401227377/shut-up-and-take-my-money" target="_blank">elpoderdelocio</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Shut up! and Take my money!! >:/</p> </blockquote>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21325747378http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21325747378Wed, 18 Apr 2012 17:06:31 +0200<a href="http://dict.leo.org/forum/viewGeneraldiscussion.php?idThread=711058&idForum=4&lp=ende&lang=de">Today: A lesson in German capitalisation</a>: <p><a href="http://solipsism.tumblr.com/post/20404917371/today-a-lesson-in-german-capitalisation" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">solipsism</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><strong>Die Spinnen!</strong><br/><span>= The spiders!</span><br/><strong>Die spinnen!</strong><br/><span>= They are crazy!</span><br/><br/><strong>Er hatte liebe Genossen.</strong><br/><span>= He had kind companions.</span><br/><strong>Er hatte Liebe genossen.</strong><br/><span>= He had enjoyed love.</span><br/><br/><strong>Sich brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.</strong><br/><span>= to gloat and turn towards other things</span><br/><strong>Sich Brüsten und Anderem zuwenden.</strong><br/><span>= to turn towards breasts and other things</span><br/><br/><strong>Sie konnte geschickt Blasen und Glieder behandeln.</strong><br/><span>= She was adept at treating blisters and limbs.</span><br/><strong>Sie konnte geschickt blasen und Glieder behandeln.</strong><br/><span>= She was adept at giving blowjobs and handling members.</span><br/><br/><strong>Der Gefangene floh.</strong><br/><span>= The prisoner escaped.</span><br/><strong>Der gefangene Floh.</strong><br/><span>= The imprisoned flea</span><br/><br/><strong>Helft den armen Vögeln.</strong><br/><span>= Help the poor birds.</span><br/><strong>Helft den Armen vögeln.</strong><br/><span>= Help poor people with sex.</span></p></blockquote>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21072006232http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21072006232Sat, 14 Apr 2012 08:40:08 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lml48pvwhf1qjcnyoo1_400.png"/><br/><br/><p>Skatin’ like a boss!</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21029485656http://www.gnihihi.net/post/21029485656Fri, 13 Apr 2012 18:52:04 +0200GrandmaSkateboardHipster<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m2drr4d7JT1qzr4pzo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>ROFL Copter (<a href="http://www.zideshowbob.de/post/245546389/" target="_blank">Via</a>) </p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/20975353809http://www.gnihihi.net/post/20975353809Thu, 12 Apr 2012 21:06:40 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m26cu80lXi1qcm14io1_r1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Humor haben sie ja die Baptisten! (Via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ghettoredhot.tumblr.com/post/20727379504/baptist-church-sign" target="_blank">ghettoredhot</a>)</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/20729654162http://www.gnihihi.net/post/20729654162Sun, 08 Apr 2012 21:40:37 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m23t14slNl1qzgjfdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Everyone that travels through time should dress like Marty McFly.</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/20644760541http://www.gnihihi.net/post/20644760541Sat, 07 Apr 2012 12:44:12 +0200<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m1eothAtoG1ror3zvo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How real men bake!</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/20225934210http://www.gnihihi.net/post/20225934210Sat, 31 Mar 2012 16:54:11 +0200<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07t66BZFW1qzcv7no1_r3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m07t66BZFW1qzcv7no2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p>Der beste skrillex-gag EVER! </p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/18558116639http://www.gnihihi.net/post/18558116639Thu, 01 Mar 2012 19:18:01 +0100<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m046ibj4D31qdt23mo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Passfoto zu gelb</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/18449049381http://www.gnihihi.net/post/18449049381Tue, 28 Feb 2012 21:12:30 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m02nc5kjFF1qzr4pzo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Schokoloko!</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/18396748017http://www.gnihihi.net/post/18396748017Mon, 27 Feb 2012 22:50:28 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzt2in5uU51qzpwi0o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>FREE wifi great BEER! (Via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://tumblr.thedailywh.at/post/18077195348/lunchtime-links-internet-science-field-report" target="_blank">thedailywhat</a>)</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/18078833508http://www.gnihihi.net/post/18078833508Wed, 22 Feb 2012 19:21:19 +0100<a href="http://inothernews.tumblr.com/post/17820695943/27-rules-for-conquering-the-gym">BLOGGING via TYPEWRITER.: 27 Rules for Conquering the Gym! </a>: <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fierce-fit-fabulous.tumblr.com/post/17341140694/27-rules-for-conquering-the-gym" target="_blank">fierce-fit-fabulous</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong><span>1.</span></strong><span> A gym is not designed to make you feel instantly better about yourself. If a gym wanted to make you feel instantly better about yourself, it would be a bar.</span></p> <p><strong><span>2.</span></strong><span> Give yourself a goal. Maybe you want to lose 10 pounds. Maybe you want to quarterback the New York…</span></p></blockquote> <p>27 Regeln das Fitnessstudio zu erobern!</p>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/17823074764http://www.gnihihi.net/post/17823074764Sat, 18 Feb 2012 16:13:35 +0100<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lzc500PNAh1qab5fuo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://www.gnihihi.net/post/17551900645http://www.gnihihi.net/post/17551900645Mon, 13 Feb 2012 15:52:09 +0100