Tokyo Drift! You can’t do it in a Barbie car! (Via hidekiryuga)
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Tokyo Drift! You can’t do it in a Barbie car! (Via hidekiryuga)
Hehehe, Conan die coole Sau! (via hidekiryuga:
Pick two! via Yimmys Yayo™
Hammer Werbung für Miele Staubsauger! (via hidekiryuga)
I <3 P2P via solipsism:
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FARM FORCE ASSEMBLE (Caps Lock aus dramaturgischen Gründen)
Yo dawg, we heared you like cats. So we put a cat on your cat… (Via hidekiryuga)
WHY is there a penguin on the helipad? (Via hidekiryuga, misterfeeny)
Ninjacomic FTW! (via nichtlustig.de)
Dear Mr. Jobs…
Nice collection of OS X Helferlein!
This is just a small taste of what I love about using a Mac.
All the great developers who created these application make your product better. Please do the right thing and treat them like the professionals they are as you move us all down the path to touch computing and your closed marketplace.
Sincerely yours,
Devoted Mac ecosystem consumer.
“At least we have Health Care!” - zu geil! spliffy:
Canadians Respond to Hockey Upset
hippocrick:miaramoo:justanotherprettylie:ohhaielise:iamglencoco:withoutkasmir:ohwillow:emazingly:stopnicole:nicolemarion:dancehall:doctorplease:urbannomad:suzypuzz:solaravada:
1. This is the best site that I have ever spent a part of my life on.
2. There are actual bloggers on this website. But shh, they’re supposed to be a secret.
3. Photos get more reblogs and likes than Text posts. Forever.
4. When you reblog, saying “THIS.” and “Oh My God” are two appropriate responses.
5. Tumblarity is a fickle whore that will let you fuck her good, but won’t let you get a nut.6. LOLCats make the world a better place.
7. Using the Greater than sign > Not using the Greater than sign.
8. “I’m crying, I’m dying, rotflmfaoooooooo.”
9. Tumblr has no private messaging system, but AIM/YIM/MSN is a good substitute.
10. You must have a degree in grammar to post on Tumblr or else people will not take you seriously at all.
11. If it exists, it has a FuckYeah.
12. We all live in the 90’s and we blame time for changing that.
13. “Post in my Formspring so you can be all anonymous and say dirty things even though I know you on Tumblr but I don’t know who you are.”
14. We hate hipsters. …wait, what is a hipster?
15. Being gay is cool and acceptable, but if you don’t agree 100% with this, you are the reincarnation of Hitler. Just so you know.
16. “FFFFFUUUUU” is an emotion.
17. The original 151 Pokemon will always be better than the rest of the other Pokemon in our minds.
18. You can talk to the coolest, most down to earth, most amazing people ever here. The only thing is that they’re like 400 miles away from you.
19. “You will never be a quality poster.”
20. You should never say you hate your mom and dad! They gav u lif!!!
21. TheDailyWhat is to Tumblr like CNN is to real life.
22. You can find yourself by actually blogging your hopes, dreams, ambitions, and fears. …but if it’s too long, no one will ever know.
23. Nutella is life.
24. Reblog if this is an oversaturated cliché.
25. Tumblr is the 16th page of /b/. It’s the pet semetary for memes.
26. Miley Cyrus is a slut because… she just is ok?
27. The Chat button is the most useless feature ever, until you get a AIM account and people to talk to.
28. “I have [insert food here]! OM NOM NOM!!!”
29. My Life Is Average puts a magical aspect in Tumblr.
30. Wyoming never did, and never will exist in this spectral plane.
31. If you need an album, Tumblr always comes through
32. People like people that STFU and post pretty pictures.
33. Less Tumblarity = More of a real life.
34. More Tumblarity = Bitch, don’t hate me because post things and people like them.
35. Yoshi from Mario was a girl.
36. It is a law in the internet that when people refresh Tumblr around their parents, porn shows up.
37. Bulbasaur was never cool.
38. When you read it, you’ll shit brix.
39. People will take beautifully written creepypasta stories as actual fact.
40. If you have sunglasses on, and we can see your top teeth, we will reblog and say “DAT ASS.”
41. You will never sleep upon entering this site.
42. There was never a log out button, you just press X.
43. Pedobear is our mascot.
44. *Kanye shrug*
45. Dashboard Coincidences are made of the tears of some divine figure.
46. Pokemon is SRS BSNS.
47. Memes never get old here because they’ve died and Tumblr is heaven and hell at the same time.
48. TyPiiiNq LyK DiiS WiiLl GeT YuU UnFoLLoWeD QuiiK.
49. Search your name on Tumblr, see who reblogged and talked about you.
50. Despite what anyone says, this is a good website with good people, and I’m lucky to spend my time here. Almost all of you are amazing and I would love to spend at least one day in real life with you all.
Thank you.
We are Lesbians! :-) (via hidekiryuga)
Life before Google(via @kwerfeldein)
